The Author

Craig Smith grew up in North Carolina, which explains the accent, southern manners, and why he's always telling stories. Not all of the stories are true, but they are usually entertaining. 

He moved to California thirty-five years ago, met a woman way out of his league, and managed to get her to say "Yes." She's heard his stories more times than the commitment of marriage requires, so he started writing them down for others to read.

If you aren't immediately grabbed by his storytelling, dialogue and sense of humor, keep reading - you will be.